Hello Everyone. Happy First Day of Fall.. Of course OUR first day of Fall was VERY hot!!
As a girl with lots of life experiences I like from time to time to help out the Younger Generation and give them some of my Knowledge to hopefully help them along the way..
So sit down Children and let me pass along a few Pearls of Wisdom to you..
Enjoy.............
First of all......
Have you ever noticed how your Moms & Dads will be eating something and say "Oh, you won't like this..."
Believe me.... You'd LIKE it.. that's just something they say so they can eat it all themselves...
Same with... "This is too hot" "Its too Spicy" "This is Bad for Dogs" DON'T believe them..
They might as well say .. "Sorry but I'm gonna eat this entire thing right in front of your face" cause basically pals... THATS what they are doing..
Second....
"We'll be Right back".... NO sorry... NO person is EVERY "Right Back".. and honestly... what IS ** Right Back ** any way??? 5 minutes? 20 minutes?? 2 Hours??
Who decides just how long "RIGHT BACK " is..
Thirdly...
And this is a biggie......
If they tell you your getting a Fur Brother or Fur sister.. and then they say "Oh, you'll LOVE having a Brother/Sister.... DON'T Believe it!!!
The "Fun" of having a Sibling lasts all of about 15 minutes.....
Especially if the new edition is a Puppy......
Whimpering, peeing, jumping, stealing your toys, trying to steal your food, monopolizing Mom & Dads time ... and don't even get me Started on those Teeth!!!!!!!!
AND then there's the "Share" stuff.. No longer are YOU the only one begging for all those table scraps.. Mom can't finish her Pancake?? Your an only Child?? That suckers is cut up and slid into YOUR Dish... You got Siblings... watch it be divided in to 2 (Or in my case THREE) equal shares before it is put in dishes...
The only.. and I mean ONLY good thing about having a younger FurSibling is .. if something happens, .. Oh, say there's a pee stain on the floor.. a magazine gets chewed up... Dads Shoe goes missing... its harder for them to pinpoint WHO did it..
My advise to you..... DO STUFF... They are usually gonna blame the Pup FIRST..
You can use this to your advantage until the kid gets a bit older...
Lastly.... I have a few other things I'd like to comment about.. Not so much advise.. but just observations.......
Here goes..
WHY are the people upset in the Hurricane states about their homes flooding with Water?
Honestly.. If my house was one big HUGE swimming Pool I'd be the happiest Lab alive.... ( (I don't get it ))
And all this talk about Donald Trump being so "bad" and doing /saying bad things..... Why don't they just smack him with the rolled up news paper a few times? Works for us when we are naughty...
And WHY does my Mom complain so much when she Vacuums , about all the DOG hair in her house.... would she rather we shed Horse Hair??
She has 3 labs.. what does she expect???
Turkey Feathers??
and speaking of Turkeys..
WHO is it that sits down and makes out those "Holiday Lists" of What Pets Shouldn't eat??? I am guessing its the same Mom's & Dads that tell us The Foods to "Spicy for us to eat"........
Until next time Friends...
Be safe & Have fun!!!
~~~~~~ Lolita
