A Valuable Lesson..

February 1st  2016

Hello Pals.  Hope everyones year is starting off great..
This Blog will be a tad different..  I am aware that there are many doggies out there that have not mastered the "Art" of Skillful Begging  just yet..
So as a courtesy service to all my friends I'd like to give you some  helpful pointers..
Lets begin shall we....

First of all......
     Altho it helps to be a complete doll like me... ANY dog can Master these skills if they  just apply themselves...

 

If your unfortunate enough like me to share your home with Others... It is always best if you can isolate them for the BEST Begging Success.. you don't want ANY other competition at this time...

 



Most importantly you MUST gain sympathy from your Victim...
This can be achieved in MANY ways..  The classic way is the "FACE".... I can NOT stress enough how important learning this is...  Practice in front of a mirror.. the sadder you can look.. the more (and tastier) treats you will receive..

No Human from THIS Planet  can resist this face.. If YOURS does you MAY wanna start checking  the house for Pods.... 

If you can't quite get the face down properly the sad looking off in the distance look is always a good try....

The Key HERE is looking like your pondering WHEN  your next Meal might be and IF you will be able to live long enough to enjoy it.....

And if all else fails... Roll over and give them the  "I'm so weak I can't even get up"
act.... 

MANY times a combination of these will score you some Great stuff.....  Practice Practice Practice...

Now.. for  those of you who may want to divulge in a higher form of begging let me
introduce the "Maximum Beg"..
This is not recomended for youngsters, cause you may not have the will power to stay back just yet..... 

When your "victim" is eating  move in super close...  closer the better..  Take deep breaths (noisey ones are best) drool if possible.... A few large sighs are a nice touch too

If you can lean against a body part thats good too... 
and for the real expert beggers try basically falling off the sofa into your "mark".....
Make it seem as  IF they move you will just sorta "fall" into their food..

After awhile they will get so sick of you being in their "space" they will cave and feed you yummy moserals... 
But as I said.. if your self control is not great DO NOT ATTEMPT... cause if you decide to
help yourself and bite into their food you might find yourself banished into another room..

Now just as important as ALL the above... is my final peice of advise...
ALWAYS Show your gratefulness...
Remember you can catch more Flies with Honey than Vinegar!!!

If you practice these steps every day.. you will soon find yourself an expert beggar like me...
(well maybe not like ME.. but close...) BOL

I hope this has been informative to everyone..
Good Luck and HAPPY MOOCHING!!!!!!!!!!

Kisses ~~~~   Lolita.....